Al Dente ("Eat-in-a-day" Logs)

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What do you imagine Elle Woods, George Washington, or Neil deGrasse Tyson would eat over the course of a day?  Now is your time to dive into your influencer roots and tell us what those meals look like. Dessert for breakfast (and lunch and dinner)? Fried Friday? Game-day eats? We want it all! Short (500 word) submissions welcomed, the serious and satirical.

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